Glogster --- How-To

1. Become familiar with the "Top Glogs" by reading them at this URL: http://www.glogster.com/top/ . This way, you can get a sense of what glogs are all about.

2. Register for Glogster here: http://www.glogster.com/register/

3. Fall in love for the first time.

4. If your object of affection does not return the favor, good! You are about to become a fabulous glogger! Skip to step 7. If you are lucky enough to find your affection is mutual, proceed to step 5.

5. Become clingy. Demand confirmation of love and validation for it from your object of affection. Suspect that your lover is not faithful, and spy on him or her.

6. Whatever you do, make sure that you cause a big, bad, sticky breakup.

7. Experience arduous emotional tasks, like crying all night long, or seeing your ex/unrequited love in public regularly, or better yet, watch your best friend date said object of interest.

8. Become interested in photography or drawing manga, if you have not already.

9. Draw pictures of crying Japanese cartoons, or take pictures of yourself with pained expressions and emo hair. Oh yeah, I forgot, you have to have emo hair for this. And a lot of makeup, especially around the eyes. This goes for both boys and girls.

10. Write original poetry about your pain.

11. Combine your pictures and poetry on glogster as a glog. Use all the tools to find the right graphics, titles, fonts, frames, and so on to make everything fit harmoniously.

12. Make sure that you have a sophisticated, symbolic color schema for your glog, one that is in keeping with the mood you create with the culmination of everything: image, poem, popular song that was indie but went viral but you found it first so back off already, and fonts.

13. Publish glog.

14. Rinse.

15. Repeat.